tode

a fode with a chode head
look up fode and chode for exact definition

Wow Matt, you have a really long penis but your head is huge... That is such an unproportional penis... hahahahaha YOU GOT A TODE!!!!!!!!!

by Jareem Cabduul Stabaar January 27, 2005

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004

Todo

the dog that is in the wiziard of oz
this is NOT spelled toto

the end. alec is wrong.
so is mr. russell.

it is def todo

Todo is a dog who gets put in a basket

by apush 2nd block! December 1, 2010

what's today's date

Today is today

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

by Because we're retarded October 28, 2019

Todd Bertuzzi

Right Winger for the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, but more commonly known as an act of drinking two beers at one time, also known as double-fisting....fisting, tee hee.

Damn, you should have seen Brandon last night. That idiot puked in my fish tank because he was pulling a Todd Bertuzzi all night.

by Rhode Island Sam November 27, 2007

Todd

A Fuckboy. Todd is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn't want to deal with all the "relationship bullshit" just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys ganna be fuckboys.

Todd, a.k.a fuck boy, can be anybody that pisses you off, example "me: dude that kid really just punch a whole in your wall for no reason?

friend: yea told the kid the party was over but he wouldn't listen and punched the wall.

me: what a fucking fuckboy."

by _BS_ January 6, 2015

Sweeney Todd

Cockney Rhyming Slang. AKA The Sweeney. Flying Squad. A department within the English law enforcement organisation who deal with armed robberies etc.

Sweeney Todd - Flying Squad.

by Robbo February 26, 2005