The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

toast

clout is bread toast is better then clout

yo we got hella toast

by kjames1 April 22, 2018

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

Toasted

Extremely Exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel toasted.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

Toast

A very attractive person whos a lovable dumbass. Toast tends to be very amazing, and loving, and smart, and attractive. If you meet a Toast they tend to be super understanding and cool person and they always know what to say. They're also hella funny so!

Toast is an amazing person!

by anonymous August 9, 2022

Toast

Crispy Bread, usually topped with butter, jam, jelly, or peanut butter. Occasionally Nutella

"I want some toast"

by 1000PiecesOfToast February 26, 2018

Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."

"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"

by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025