Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?
Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
by Hella Cool Guy April 24, 2025
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The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.
The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.
Person 1: “Bro, something about this drawing feels… off to me, but I don’t know why.”
Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”
Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”
by Teamorson May 4, 2025
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Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).
It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).
It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024
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Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
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Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
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Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
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