doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 05, 2006

Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

Doing a Fox

A term more commonly used in North Sudanese slang and subculture, In which a person -instead of going to the gym for weight-lifting like any other civilized human being- chooses to take photos of twig-resembling biceps for Instagram likes and Whatsapp comments. The term is also used sporadically for instances where someone speaks incredibly terrible,incoherent, and laughable english.

(Not to be confused with doing a foz)

"Off to The RS Gym bro see you in a bit"
"Leg day or bench pressing today?"
"Mans Doing a Fox You dunknow already"
"Say no more"

"Why did Miss Ira give me a C in English Oral?"
"Maybe because you were Doing a Fox"
"Explains everything bro"

by wellgoddammit August 15, 2017

shroom-do

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.

Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

Doing a frank

When you have a wank in a strangers house

Last night I got caught doing a frank

by Billy boner August 19, 2018

Doing a Cameron

To Spit food while talking.

To Cough and spread anyone around you in chewed food

To find a bit of Coleslaw floating in a drink you let somone have a sip of.

You just spat food while speaking, you're doing a Cameron!

by MoeLeicester October 05, 2014

Doing a Juno

Being pregnant as a teenager and keeping the baby to give it up for adoption, just like in the movie 'Juno'.

Chelsea: "Have you heard Sky is doing a Juno?"
Logan: "Yeah, she couldn't go through with an abortion."

by Vexed Potato July 04, 2015