Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

Moose

Code word for a good looking (HOT) person walking by.

Bro, did you see that moose! Dime piece fa sho.

by Moose only March 31, 2024

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.

"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"

by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010

moose nuckle duster

Baddest rock band in Houston

Go see Moose Nuckle Duster in concert H-Town

by Jer2004haz August 27, 2023