The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018

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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint

Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night

by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020

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Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

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Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

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Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

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