Banana Jam

To shove a banana in someone's face.

Upon realizing that she was too good for school, the student banana jammed her professor.

by GoldenBag4 February 12, 2010

Jam-Man

A thin, quiet man, who likes sexual inter-course with jam involved

That bloke is a Jam-Man

by Chris Lowe December 13, 2008

clam jam

The creamy white discharge of cum and lubricants release from a woman's vagina after a bout of good sex.

Did you see the amount of clam jam coming from that ho!

by Capt Beyke October 24, 2018

car jam

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.

Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...

by fu manchu magic July 30, 2017

grundle jam

Verb:
A brutal full frontal attack of one's nether region, where the attacker uses his/hers best kicking foot and precisely aims to evade the scrotum by curling the toes, thereby delivering a crippling and demoralizing blow causing a searing pain to the wormlike grundle region.

While playing in a coed soccer match, that cunt jessica grundle jammed me, leaving me crippled and demoralized at midfield.

by bigbuckchicken December 29, 2007

jammy jam

can be used as any form of speech.
(n) the white, semi-opaque fluid released from a man's penis after reaching climax
(v) to jammy jam.

" Andrea Virden likes jammy jam in her coffee."
"Richie jammy jammed in her coffee until it was a perfect shade of Italian leather."
"man i jammy jammed all up in my pants after i saw that hot bitch"
"what you put on toast"

by jammy jam January 29, 2007

Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006