Tea Tongue

To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.

Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?

Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....

by AyeYoBish June 22, 2017

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Tea time

What a man and woman does to procreate

Mika fish likes to have tea time with her hubby, however , her best friend, vampire cat, needs her beauty sleep.

by Teatimeenthusiast September 23, 2017

Tea-time

The time it takes for a cup of tea to reach the desired drinking temperature

Fuckin' hell James, me cuppas boilin. I'll av to wait for thuh tea-time.

by Fla-Rez October 5, 2017

Tea Throated

The act of inserting testosterone (commonly used in hormone replacement therapy) into one's juul and "vaping". The method is not medically recommended makes one look hella cool in front of one's dudebro friends.

"Man he's hardcore, he just tea throated and then smashed Sally."

by bonding ritual May 27, 2018

Tea Mixers

Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes

These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

by semitart July 2, 2018