Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.
by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017
Get the Touching Spirit Bearmug. 1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass
by jaytoolivee June 7, 2023
Get the How to touch grassmug. "did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
by chaz17 July 14, 2005
Get the stick touches the firemug. by DaWordCat August 8, 2022
Get the Never touched grassmug. Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
Get the Wouldn’t touch it with a barge polemug. by NEDM the amazing October 5, 2007
Get the touching someone's shouldermug. People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
by 50 Spence October 23, 2017
Get the Anti-Midas Touchmug.