n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023
by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023
Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.
by Ybieca January 20, 2021
Look how tall our Bungle-Eye bush is! We need to pick the berries.
Let’s make some bungle-eye pie. The juice is delicious!
Let’s make some bungle-eye pie. The juice is delicious!
by The Haus of Holbein January 16, 2021
That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.
by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010
by EastSideCrackaKilla January 26, 2022