upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.

Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.

by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023

Lightning McQueen Bed

The type of bed that your parents like to go Skeert-Skeert and move there pistons.

Person 1: I saw my parents on the Lightning McQueen Bed
Person 2: And did what
Person 3: Creating life

by WalkerSoup February 27, 2020

Carolina King Bed

2 twin mattresses on the floor.

We just moved into this abandoned crack house, it came with a Carolina King Bed.

by Jefferson Maverick June 27, 2012

outta my bed

When you want someone or something to leave

Bro you always type dumb shit on my Instagram pics get outta my bed

by gshsbushsha July 2, 2016

bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

by Smigs February 6, 2007

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021