Bull to the Freakin' Shit

Used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard "bull shit" cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it.

Mom: I agree, ur dad shouldn't have told me that you were pregnant.

Random person overhearing the comment: Bull to the Freakin' Shit her dad shouldnt have told her mom! Thats a shitty parent if he didnt do that!

by sheets of egyptian cotton August 2, 2010

Texan Bull Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner to avoid cumming inside

"I was so close, I had to use the Texan Bull Punch to avoid being a daddy"

by COCKLINT October 27, 2015

bull whip tit

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.

Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.

by messy bun October 12, 2017

bull crap-itus

the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick

i came down with bull crap-itus on test day!

by bubblez438 January 11, 2011

Bull in a china shop

Jessica Isabelle Covey

Oh Jess, have you fallen over again? Stop being such a bull in a china shop.

by lubeybradasikwan November 2, 2018

Mechanical Bull

You drop on the dance floor, do 5 push-ups, as a girl hops on your back and rides you until the beat drop.

Jon hit the floor as Florida jumped on his back to do the Mechanical Bull.

by TuneSquad May 6, 2019

Greek bull ride

greek bool rahyd noun. An event during sexual activity in which the female limits the male's movement with handcuffs or other restrictive devices, mounts his erect penis, and attempts to "ride" for as long as possible while tickling her partner. Origins unknown.

Dude Sally went on a Greek bull ride last night - Brad laughed himself to tears before throwing her off!

by MattBrad! April 12, 2010