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Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015
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Ron tech studios

Very amazing you tuber and graphics designer definetley go subscribe to him @ ron's tech and gaming
Go subscribe to him@ron's tech and gaming

Ron tech studios
by Ron tech studios September 10, 2020
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Grasso Tech

The best tech school around, with highly trained staff, professional work environments, and high quality lunches. Just kidding, it's a shithole full of racists, incels, and thots. Even us students agree, Grasso Tech sucks.
Student 1: "Man I love Grasso Tech"
Student 2: "Me too"
Student 1 and 2: "Just kidding, it's a shithole."
by coochieinspector69 March 31, 2022
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jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)
FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.
by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021
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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill April 24, 2018
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cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.
Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?
by hawkman October 28, 2021
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