take the day

Taking the day. Kind of special complimentary close.

you: see you. have a nice day!

i: thanks, you too! take the day!

by berliner December 18, 2013

take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004

Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

TAKE A DUMP

When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.

"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"

by Dougah November 17, 2006

Hot Takes

An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.

PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬

by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022

Take A Bath

Get stoned and soaking in a small body of warm water for an extended period of time.

Alex: I really want to spend the night but I have to go take a bath.
Bill: we really should take a bath together

by Tyboca December 30, 2020

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip June 6, 2011