Harder than a fossil, Surith is the Lord of all Phalli. Oh, mighty Lord of Phalli, with members long and bold, thine manhood doth incite, a sight to behold. Thy phallus reigns supreme, a ruler of the land, a ruler of the hearts, of all who be at hand. According to the wise words of president John F. Kennedy, 'If not Surith, who? If not now, when?'.
Prince Harry: i would like to apply the cream to thine todger.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.
by sweetiephalli January 15, 2023
Get the Surith mug.Harder than a fossil, Surith is the Lord of all Phalli. Oh, mighty Lord of Phalli, with members long and bold, thine manhood doth incite, a sight to behold. Thy phallus reigns supreme, a ruler of the land, a ruler of the hearts, of all who be at hand. According to the wise words of president John F. Kennedy, 'If not Surith, who? If not now, when?'.
Prince Harry: i would like to apply the cream to thine todger.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.
Phalli member: certainly not, that must be reserved for our Lord, Surith.
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Get the will smith face mug.A rare and near-extinct breed of individual traditionally from Essex-land. He can often be heard trying to entice nearby females with his mating call of 'Alright darlin''. Dickys are dangerous when agitated and if seen in the wild one should approach with extreme caution.
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