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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018
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Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy
Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!
by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018
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Californian Spaghetti

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain
Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"
by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018
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Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.
I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week
by Nickytra December 2, 2018
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Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.
After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.
by Crispyass February 24, 2019
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Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
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