Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.

Spider Monkey That Hoe!

by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010

13 of spades

A sex god, Woman faint before his every step. He is the Lord of RSB and a living legend.

Dude i slept with 13 of spades yesterday! He's the sex.

by 13 of spades May 11, 2008

skaderp

A word that can be used in many different ways. Mostly to advertise the way a person walks or something that doesn't agree with you.

When you walk say "skaderp" everytime you take a step, or when you see an ugly person look at your friend and say "skaderp".

by Jdubtattoo November 23, 2006

Spider Nark

A nark who is actually spider narl in discuise

I got narked on by Spider Nark

by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark January 13, 2009

spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.

Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.

by clubshark January 13, 2009

Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

by Double-C March 5, 2009

Spider Mole

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.

Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!

George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him

Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty

by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010