by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020
Get the Pin in my sonmug. Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
Get the National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** daymug. A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.
(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."
"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."
"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."
by ASexySon June 4, 2022
Get the sexy sonmug. (Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)
Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)
Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)
by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025
Get the Son-of-a-glitchmug. National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
Get the National Beating your Son Daymug. by Ts_ryguy August 18, 2022
Get the Sonmug. Oof son is a term used by some pricks from my math classroom everytime someone gets busted smoking weed in the classroom.
by My ni🅱🅱a December 7, 2017
Get the oof sonmug.