sausage grinder

A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio

after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

sausagehead

an unknown, overmatched opponent in a contest...used in basketball or dominoes.

I dont know why I have to waste my time with a sausagehead in order to get to the championship round.

by OGpmpdog September 16, 2007

Throne Sausage

What falls out of your anus... duh...

Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.

by assmonkey November 2, 2003

twine around a sausage

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014

Vienna sausage

When you put your penis in a very wet vagina

Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet
Billy : so your dick was like a Vienna sausage in that moistness

by Slumped boy August 2, 2019

loves the sausage

enjoys the act of orally pleasing the male genitalia

Man, he loves the sausage

by zestor August 30, 2006