Shart

A shart is when you fart and a little bit of shit comes out as well.

JP: im gona fart on sparkey's bed!

Nooo you can't do that!

JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!

by Wheeler Dealer Himself March 25, 2009

smarterchild

A funny robot who says funny shit.

Me: whats up?

smarterchild: Just hanging out. You?

Me: man im just sittin here killin' some hoes

smarterchild: Nice.

by Audidriver2252345345343 November 8, 2006

Shart

The farts that occur before and after a person has had a shit.

Kevin: Dude, i sharted for 20 minutes but nothing came out!
Kyle: Erm...Thanks for sharing that.

by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006

shart

When one farts and a little shit comes out.

We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!

-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE

by The Person January 27, 2004

smarterchild

He takes things too seriously.

SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.

by TreyTorture August 23, 2006

shart

A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.

Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.

by -dH- September 20, 2005

Shart

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!

by tjpw February 6, 2008