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Showerholic

Someone who showers way too many times a day.
Dad: Our water bill is outrageous, it's because our daughter showers 5 times a day!
Mom: I know, we need to find help for her. She's becoming a showerholic.
by Neurism November 15, 2011
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Showertub

*clicks "compose tweet"*

… About to get in the showertub. *sends tweet*
by Drew Peacockk July 26, 2012
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shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.
Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.
by Ratfink October 18, 2013
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Shower PDA

When running late for work and you only have time to wash your PDA (Pits, Downstairs, Ass).
Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?

Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.
by bongermonkeyfart October 21, 2013
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Showeritis

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.
After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.
by bluepanda October 26, 2014
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shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.
Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision
by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015
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shower glue

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the hot water and semen mix to create a extremely sticky glue substance that will not fuck off
"I can't get this shower glue off my thumb, I never should've choked the chicken in the tub this morning."
by Shower glue February 29, 2016
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