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Itsy Bitsy Spider

When one person walks their fingers slowly across another person’s butt cheeks then spreads their cheeks open for anal play.
Last night my boyfriend itsy bitsy spidered me to get me in the mood for some super sweet anal.
by Sex Lab September 29, 2019
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Spider Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
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spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.
by D-n-C November 2, 2006
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dirty spider

a sexual act, during oral stimulation of the male genitalia, the male blows his proverbial "LOAD" in the the females or males mouth, as this occures the 2nd party hickups cause the spermanazoa expellig out of the nasal cavity.
by joey-t December 5, 2003
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spider-manning

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
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Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.
OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john
by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008
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Spidergirl

Following an internal moneyshot, the female recipient stands up and as the semen runs out of the vagina the woman kicks one leg out to the side so that the semen is flung out onto the floor and yells "spidergirl". This motion closely resembles the motion of a person atttempting to shake a fart out of their pant leg
by The Doomsday Machine June 13, 2006
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