Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Deep Scratch

The act of scratching your ass crack so deep and and hard you have residue under your finger nails.

Dude, Joeclyn was deep scratching so much in class today.

by Daddy Cuh January 18, 2025

Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath

I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

Snatch Scratch

How a human female alleviates the feeling brought on by a sudden itch in her pubic area.

Sally didn't want to do it in public, but the itch in her pubic area was so intense that she had no option but to resort to a sneaky snatch scratch.

by Mikeyv123 January 26, 2026

Dern scrat

Someone with especially small ears

Bro Andrew can’t hear anything. He’s got dern scrat

by Geebo April 2, 2025

Cat scratches

A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

by Andie the cat May 17, 2025