Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

Casey Sanchez

The most beautiful, kind, loving, person that you will ever meet. She has black silky long hair and a amazing smile. She is reliable and smart. Anyone would anything to make her happy.

Casey Sanchez is incredible.

by Oh my god let me make my own d June 16, 2018

Dirty Sànchez

A shit mustache left behind from eating ass.

My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.

by AlienShoe July 10, 2018

Dirty sanchez

A dirty Sanchez is when you are having anal and in the middle of sex she or he shits on your dick ,and u have to have pull out game and give them a mustache with the shit

While me and leequshia were having sex she wanted me to give her a dirty sanchez

by Fdhzcdh September 14, 2018

juliet sanchez

Juliet Sanchez is a girl who is in love with sam and colby as well as why dont we, she dreams of having one of them father her children.

Person: Hey do you know Juliet Sanchez?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that’s crazy chick that’s obsessed with sam, colby, jack, daniel, jonah, corbyn, and zach? the one friends with madison chapell?

by Juliet aka ur favorite fangirl October 12, 2018