Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'

by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023

salts

Most people send a message having “lmao” in it if something I kind of funny, even if they aren’t actually laughing their a** off. Salts stand for “smiled a little then stopped” which makes more sense.

Person 1: “Yo my teacher so stupid I cheated on my test and still pass”

Person 2 “salts”

by bigguccibumtit178 January 1, 2024