sloppy box mole

1.A real bitch with a gruby vagina
2.A mole which burries into the sloppy box

1.She was a sloppy box mole.

by sj January 12, 2004

sloppy sucka

fat male usually at the time of calling devouring some sort of sandwich, whilst in the act of devouration he is sweating profusely from the forehead and armpits, whilst having trouble breathing

damn thats a sloppy sucka

by carlos2010 April 2, 2007

Sloppy Elephant Walrus

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..

Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

by Bwanab August 1, 2010

Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.

Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!

by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019

Sloppy Top Tennessee

When your cousin or sister gives you head.

"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"

by Somewhere in the Midwest May 5, 2023

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.

John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.

Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.

by drlolz August 6, 2014