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seamonster

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.
"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."
by ColonGrl September 10, 2009
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cincinnati steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer but the feces has the consistency of Cincinnati style chili. (Wet and Runny)
After I gave that hooker a Cincinnati steamer, I left her to lay in the puddle while I went to pick up some Skyline 3-ways and a few cheese conies
by manual_overide May 28, 2003
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Steaming Cleveland

A misinterpretation of Cleveland Steamer
"Crap on my chest." "Isn't that called a steaming cleveland or something?" "No, thats called a cleveland steamer."
by LeMoNK1NGv2Beta September 25, 2009
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Chesapeake Steampot

1. Carefully removing a freshly soiled adult diaper and inhaling it's contents deeply.

2. Menu item from Joe's Crab Shack that includes a pound of Rock crabs, one pound of clams, six shrimp, sausage, corn and potatoes. Flavored all the way with Old Bay Seasoning.
I went to Joe's Crab Shack and ordered a Chesapeake Steampot and it smelled like a Chesapeake Steampot.
by Entrepredude November 21, 2011
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Boca Raton Steamer

Is when you shit on a prissy girl's face while she brags about everything she has.
I gave Sandy a Boca Raton steamer while at the yacht club when she started to brag about her bentley being better than Johnny's Beamer.
by Ace AteYourMomOut March 6, 2009
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steamboat willie

When a girl blows on a guy's penis after taking a drag from a cigarette and then proceeds to stick a finger in the guy's ass and yell choo choo while blowing and sucking on the penis!
Choo choo muthafucka that bitch totally gave me a steamboat willie and then I shit on her face!
by MTC's Pub featuring Johnny August 19, 2006
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stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.
by Ryan October 29, 2004
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