smashy smash

to engage in vigorous sexually activity

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...

by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

Pro Smash Bros Player

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.

John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.

by rollacethejazzmaster June 24, 2021

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)

Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

by .........2 October 28, 2007

🅱️ecky lemme smash

a solid meme about 1 bird trying to sex up another bird, can also be used if you wish to have sexual relations with a basic bitchy white female

*you see an attractive white female and go up to her*
"A yo 🅱️ecky lemme smash"

by ScrubMyDaughtersDick August 13, 2017

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

scissor smash

the act of preventing a lesbian from scoring sexually
lesbian version of a cock-block

Jillian: I was talking to this hot girl when Joe came and ruined it.

Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.

by hahahero December 7, 2009

Double Baby Cock Smash

Usual refererance used by gamers in online play Halo 2 and 3. The term refers to the action when two opposing players, one from the red team, and one from the blue team, are engauged in battle and punch or gunbutt eachother at the same time. This results in the so named Double Baby Cock Smash, or D.B.C.S.

The other team got lucky with that last D.B.C.S for the win.
Lucky noob got a Double Baby Cock Smash

by HH.Greg July 13, 2009