Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 04, 2008

Eel Slap

Waiting for the perfect moment before you climax, then dick slapping her in the face. If ones right it leaves behind a trail of slime like slapping someone with a eel.

Person 1: I fucking my girl and I was like "hold on babe I amount to cum." I pulled out and did an eel slap on her face.

by YabingYang November 28, 2016

slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

Pene slap

the act of hitting anothers face or other with the pene so as to leave a mark......see mushroomstamp

He i just pene slapped yo momma

by James January 28, 2004

slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

by DangNasty October 03, 2006

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 17, 2004

nilla slap

verb: the act of slapping someone with an opened nilla cakester.

i'll nilla slap you b!@#$

George nilla slapped Jake

by B-Mor May 31, 2008