Pene slap

the act of hitting anothers face or other with the pene so as to leave a mark......see mushroomstamp

He i just pene slapped yo momma

by James January 28, 2004

Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 16, 2008

slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

slap out

To be empty or devoid of inventory.

Are you slap out of brains, Bubba, I done told you we're slap out of moon pies?

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.

Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.

by Epix187 February 13, 2018

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004