retarded

kamikaze

Kamikaze is very retarded

by puliput1234 April 2, 2024

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

Retardation

The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car

I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.

by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024

RetardedGayMan

A Retarded Gay Man
autistic
down sydnrome
anything sped that is gay and likes men

Jamarion: Look Jimbo The Autistic Man Is With his boyfriend

Jimbo: He is a very very RetardedGayMan

by retardslayer44 May 20, 2024

Retarded

Thyself that gets major pum pum.

"Wow, isn't that Brayden? 😳
That guy is retarded"

by BraydenThatGuyThatGetsIt May 25, 2024

Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.

Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.

by PLMMJ June 12, 2024

Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?

Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024