corporate redneck

Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.

coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)

Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.

corporate redneck by Bdunnthree December 18, 2016

Smart redneck 

Does typical redneck things but will talk to you hours on end about philosophy, history and science all while drinking a case of bud light.

Smart redneck: Skeeter's the smartest redneck at the bar until he gets past 12 bud lights, then it's anybody's guess

Smart redneck by Smart redneck December 10, 2018

The redneck derby 

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.

Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.

The redneck derby by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

City Redneck 

A City Redneck is a person who lives in the city but refuses to be trapped inside an office, wearing a shirt and tie, instead, they spend their days outside, working hard or LIVING THE WAY THEY WANT TO

I am a City Redneck.

City Redneck by Thereallighter21 October 1, 2018

Black redneck 

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.

Black redneck by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

The Lonely Redneck 

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.

The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...

The Lonely Redneck by Nickslice October 19, 2009

Washington Redneck 

A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight

a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done

Washington Redneck by ezlivn89 February 20, 2009