Flying Pickle Squid

A large pickle with tentacles and wings. often referred to for no reason on message boards or in class rooms to confuse the poster/speaker and leave the argument invalid.

john: Trolling is not the answer!

josh: flying pickle squid

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

Spicy Pickle Beaver

The sexual act of a male putting a large amount of either Franks Red Hot or Louisiana Hot Sauce on his penis before having intercourse with a women.

"Dude, Janice let me do a spicy pickle beaver on her last week and she says her muff STILL feels like its on fire!

by the hot sauce slayer October 27, 2011

Dil Pickle

Being ridiculous, silly, but most of all super cute all at the same time.

Boy 1: Dayummm did you see that cute girl walk by?
Boy 2: Yea she sure was a dil pickle!

by Whypowcrowl March 7, 2012

christmas pickle

You hide the pickle in the tree then play a game to find it. The winner gets it showed up his or her ass and the loser is forced to eat it.

"Dude it was so nasty!! My little brother had to eat the Christmas Pickle this year. My sweaty 90 year old grandma, Beth, won and had it up her an hour!!"

by Happy ending fun man July 15, 2016

Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.

"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."

by Devon December 18, 2004

Minnesota Mud Pickle

To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.

I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.

by Ode to Father Brick September 2, 2009

pickle-chicken

When a person has all eligible* orafaces occupied at the same time.

*ears, nose, and eyes are traditionally excluded from eligibility due to their small diameter.

A woman fell into a vat of zucchini and was admitted to the hospital for severe pickle-chicken.

by Nate Stewart December 14, 2008