poonbagel

someone with long brown hair who likes wearing shorts and and saying douche and lamo

Hope is the biggest poonbagel i have ever seen.

by mrclean010101 September 26, 2007

Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010

justin poon

Gay

You are extremely Justin Poon today

by Big dick harvey April 18, 2018

poonaner

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.

Candice, Scott is a poonaner.

by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003

poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

poon'd

to lay down ownage or to be owned.

I poon'd Johnny in Halo.

I was poon'd by Johnny in Halo.

by Robert Murray September 25, 2005

poon mast

the biggest poon; an extremely gay kid

you are a poon mast !

by P Blunt July 4, 2006