Undercover Potato

A potato on a mission
(please publish)

"Wait, you're the undercover potato!" screamed the kittens.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

mr potato nose

When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.

"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"

by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020

Small potatoes

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

FINA POTATO

Fina potato is kind, nice and helful even when shes not trying to be. She cant upset you and she is very important to you. If you meet one keep her/him/them

Fina potato is like so last year or

by 🐯TIGER KING 44🐯 February 15, 2021

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021