Pole digger

A male who hangs out at a strip club looking for a wife.

This dude is a real pole digger, he’s been here everyday this year.

by Pyriel November 3, 2020

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

Pole Smokerish

As of or like a pole smoker; something a pole smoker would do

"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."

by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010

To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

Poled her

Get a girl pregnant

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.

by Young Proudy June 26, 2019