five pebsi

I dinked the 5 Pebbles

‘The solution has been found

It works
It is portable
And it comes in 5 new flavours’
Five pebsi

by Wawa man April 27, 2024

flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

Rosanna Pansino

A cooking youtuber who ruined her reputation and credibility when she teamed with Dogpack404 for videos against Mr. Beast. She hates him over a game of Hide And Seek and pushed narratives about using work chats for pedo content as well as believing a picture was CP and was stupid enough to show it publicly in a video with to make Mr. Beast look bad

"Hey, wanna watch a new Mr. Beast drama video?"

Sure, just as long as it's not Rosanna Pansino and Dogpack404, as they only spread slander."

by Anonymous Anon 1886 December 24, 2024

Roman pendilino

A male who enjoys butt sex. You can find him at the worst possible frat at Washington State University. He can only pull overweight woman who are lesbian but won’t admit it. He looks like a female who was a burn victim but got facial reconstruction surgery so he looks a bit like a human, but not entirely. Don’t ever have sexual intercourse with this breed for he will give you a lifetime of pain, regret, and a bleeding asshole

Have you seen a Roman pendilino recently? I did and I almost got chlamydia purely from being 6 feet away from him. WARNING DANGER

by Fartssssssssssandweirdmen December 26, 2024

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

prized pencil

a pencil that is awesome and you would fight someone for.

that bitch took my prized pencil

make her die

by slayslurpbaddie March 10, 2026