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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 7, 2021
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Pearson

An act or attitude which equates to actions of those similar to members of The Bullingdon Club and an exclamation of success upon completion of an act.
Just done a Pearson
by Brimsonator May 15, 2015
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Jake Pearson

A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.

Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.

Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.

He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
by vengefulmoose February 7, 2010
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Persol

Name of Fancy and cool shades hand made on italy known by the SUPREME SILVER ARROW on the temple worn by James Bond 007...and hollywood celebrities,the real meaning of persol is: "Per il sole" = "For the sun".
Expensive but worth it.
Dude 1: man look at this persol i'm going to look as badass as james bond (Daniel Crig)
Dude 2:totally dude
by international partyboy September 5, 2007
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Personal Appeal

Wikipedia, is a non- profit online encyclopedia, created 100% for free, with articles written and edited by educated minds around the world, who are nice enough to share their opinions for free.

The fuckin cunts who created Wikipedia however, Jimmy dicksucker, thinks it's ok to post advertising on a website that he didn't do shit to create aside from writing the HTML coding. Advertising asking for users to donate!!!!! What a cheap fuck, donate so this uppety motherfucker can by himself a new house.... you didnt make shit Jimmy so stop taking the credit and stop trying to steal peoples money you cheap fuck.
Stu: man that guy is so cheap, he didn't even tip his waitress... on a 350$ bill!

John: yeah, must be that cheapass dirtbag who founded Wikipedia, I can't believe they posted personal appeal's asking for donations.
by thetraut December 14, 2010
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Personalititties

A pair of boobs that are so amazing, they make men believe the woman has a great personality. Used mostly to let your friends know that they are under the spell of a woman's boobs.
Guy 1: "Man, this girl I started seeing is really cool. She's smart, funny..."
Guy 2: "I think she just has a really great personalititties."
by jonny universe September 2, 2013
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the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED
some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE
by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022
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