Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."

by jiffyluube September 4, 2016

packing grams

Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.

by onyxfirebird December 25, 2016

Pickling

When you insert a cucumber into a vagina

In an attempt to put a spark back in our sex life, my wife allowed me to give her a pickling.

by the illians February 11, 2017

Pipkin it up

Lounging, grandma status, chillin hard, home chillin

What are you doing Friday night?

I think I'm just pipkin it up

by Julesrulesjohey March 12, 2017

Packing cold

Carrying over the counter drugs and showing them to others.

Hey man I see your packing cold... wanna share?

by Stegosaurus Eco And Nope May 4, 2017

Pucking (poopfucking)

When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally

His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.

by TRRVVS September 25, 2017

packing snowballs

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.

"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."

by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017