by bobinnymarinara July 27, 2024

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.
John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

by PeepDaBudgieBird January 29, 2022

That ridiculous thing that urban dictionary wants you to buy.
It's the thing that you kiss all the time.
It's the thing that has the word 'mug' and this definition on it if you just look below.
It's the thing that you kiss all the time.
It's the thing that has the word 'mug' and this definition on it if you just look below.
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by The corgi lover November 3, 2022

by TofuAzariTofu July 5, 2025
