anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today

Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?

by levex October 21, 2010

Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl

John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl

by Gordon bombay613 November 14, 2011

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Chief Everything Officer

A person in start up business who is responsible for everything from top down to down up

He is a CEO of a start up and he does everything... so is he a Chief executive officer ... no dude , he is Chief Everything Officer !

by QuirkyCEO October 17, 2017

Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.

Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.

by fartso54 May 22, 2018

go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020