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dont give a cunt suck

1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems
Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."

Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."

Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"

Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."
by duneidn dayman February 21, 2010
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Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"
I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!
by Black Bowler October 7, 2010
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give him to me ugh

something that a red ferret says in a fucking children's movie (the ugh is a moan)
guy 1: did you hear that ferret say "give him to me ugh" in that children's movie
guy 2: yeah what the fuck is up with that.
by RED FERRET May 11, 2021
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Give her 40 quid

Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.
Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"
by GiverOf40Quid June 16, 2013
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Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks
by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019
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Your giving me cancer

A Gamer term used to describe a situations severity jokingly.
“Bruh your giving me cancer
“That shi*t was cancerous
by SomeGotToHappen April 2, 2020
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