your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

Your mom

you use it for a come back to someone if they insulted you

Friend:"Your gay"
Yoy:"That's not what your mom said last night"

by Romsef November 17, 2017

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

your mom

when someone like a friend,teacher, or parent ask what you are doing or ask a question you always say "your mom" in the sentence

john-"what did u eat last night"
you- "your mom"

by i have your mom March 12, 2018

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Your mom

What the fuck are you doing here you piece of shit! Go back to elementary for goodness sake. I will not give you the fucking definition of your mom bitch! Go tell your mom the definition of your mom you lazy piece of shit.

Your mom gay lol

by MomGetCAMERA May 11, 2018