by dirtyfreak February 12, 2014

The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.
*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.
Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.
Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"
Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.
Ex.
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Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
by Doickls January 27, 2017

by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008
