Nerd Emoji

The bane of every discord user’s existence. An emoji that represents a “nerd”. The appearance is a smiley face wearing glasses and 2 large buck teeth. Of course, it’s no surprise that this is used to harass the shit out of others.

User 1: I am broken. I am gutted. I will never have another friend like him. I love you so much Andy.
User 2: This man, nerd emoji react him 🤓

by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022

Nerd Swagger

An enhanced style of the traditional nerd that is quite potent in the social standings of today. A nerd that has obtained said swagger is endowed with substantial cred in otherwise "out of element" surroundings. This nerd is especially able to gain the looks and attention of women in many settings that the traditional nerd would not be able to garner. Showing a proficiency in many areas, this nerd is perceived to be "cool" and "hardly a nerd" to many.

1.Dang, the nerd has some serious swagger. He just walked into a biker club and made everybody in there understand what the formula is for finding the sum of integers, which would be S=N/2(A+B). maybe.

2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy1: yea
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.

by thatITguyTy March 20, 2011

Nerd Bro

A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.

Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!

Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!

Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...

Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!

Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?

Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!

by bxfella89 November 22, 2013

nerd love

A friendly way to say goodbye to another engineer or other science related person that says "i feel your studying pain" all in two words.

Rachael, give me back my shirt.

Nerd love,
Preston

by Preston S. October 9, 2003

nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

nerd-a-stud

A rare breed of intellect and studliness combined. Usually used for self-appraisal.

If someone said nerdalert in your direction, you can respond back by saying "i'm a nerd-a-stud!"

by Jon Kong March 10, 2009