Mystering

When a person is being mysterious; another way of saying “why are you so mysterious”

Why are you mystering

by Jsifiwndnd September 11, 2022

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Misty

Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.

She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.

Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.

Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.

Hey, have you seen Misty?

No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.

by Spyro390 September 23, 2022

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Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022

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Mistyhank

A typo that your friend insisted should be a word

I mistyhank Ms. Morcovian for giving me intel on that joke.

by JDM'sAreShitBoxes666999 October 1, 2022

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Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

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