morning delivery

the act of wakeing up early in the morning as to not disturbe your significant other or ust a fucking slut and preceding to give him and/or her anal sex whist they are half alseep

i woke up early this morning in the dungy and gave my bitch a morning delivery

by papa lou December 10, 2008

morning mustache

When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.

My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.

My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.

I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.

by Red Raider Safety May 7, 2009

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

Good Morning Vietnam

its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.

everybody minding their business.

you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

Good Morning America

a program from ABC News

Anchors:

Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts

Weather:
Sam
Champion

HQ:

Times Square
New York City

I watched Good Morning America.

by Ryan Campbell Cunningham May 5, 2009

morning thickness

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

by Zandermuel February 7, 2008

morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.

Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute

by Erk1 May 15, 2014