Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity

A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist

by No,onelikesme April 12, 2020

Conductiv_Moist

Everyone's favorite popular high school YouTuber and rapper. Conductive_Moist gets all the girls while still maintaining a low - profile and somewhat secretive identity. Everyone knows who he is and what he is like, but he still maintains the secrecy of an undercover agent. He can shred some sick guitar and impresses everyone with his harming and charismatic personality. He also boasts an incredibly massive dick that takes 2 hours to unravel due to it's sheer size. He ALWAYS gets a 4.0 GPA and wishes to become an astrophysicist someday. Everyone wants to be around him. Next time you see a secretive man with a smooth, deep bass voice and sweet personality, know that it is Conductiv_Moist.

Guy 1: Damn son! Conductive_Moist just shredded a sick guita solo there! He's like Van Halen!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Conductiv_Moist is sooooooooo hot! I want to make out with him!

Girl 2: Yes! He is so smooth and charming! I bet you he has a huge, seductive dick!

by THICCC_DUMMIE_MOISTTTTTT January 5, 2021

Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.

After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.

by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021

nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017

Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018

My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

Buell’s Moisture

A hypothetical situation proposed by esteemed chemical engineer David Buell*. Buell claims that when a high pressure gas cylinder reaches a threshold of below 500 psi. (3447 Kpa) that moisture is drawn into the bottle. Although there is no scientific evidence or published work in any scientific journal to support this hypothesis, Buell believes that “magic “ makes it possible. Buell’s Moisture is often brought up in welding forums by people who have a limited to no knowledge of how gases behave or in physics in general when the the question is posed “ at what psi do you switch your tanks?” When questioned on the source of any event to back up this hypothesis the person defending the existence of Buell’s Moisture will usually reply with “do some research” without providing any other evidence or explaining of how the hypothesis is possible (most likely because there is none).

* Buell does not hold a degree in any field of engineering what so ever.

Person A: “Don’t use your bottles below 500psi because moisture is drawn in. Haven’t you ever heard of Buell’s Moisture?”

Person B: wow that’s interesting, how does that happen?

Person A: I could tell you but I won’t You should do some research

Person B: okay can you point me to a page or chapter in a book?

Person A: …

by Weldor or Welder December 24, 2022