milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021

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A milf is a hot mum 👍

"Oh my god, Satoru Fujinumas mum is such a milf, can we have a sleepover? 🤤"

by aruhoe April 28, 2021

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hot mums (mums id like to fuck) Cate Blanchett!!!

"omg Cate Blanchett is such a milf"

by twilight.lover4ever April 29, 2021

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savs mom and only savs mom

"Savs mom is such a milf!"

by shhhhht May 4, 2021

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milfanddilfluvr

really hot person on tiktok! honestly one of my fav mutuals theyre super funny as well. but theyre really gay and always talks abt her gf

wow milfanddilfluvr on tiktok is so hot and sexy!

by really hot sexy person May 10, 2021

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Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.

Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?

Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??

Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.

The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021

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