Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 17, 2019

Magic Michalik

Magic is an amazing person with the kindest heart, anyone who hates magic is missing out on his amazing smile and personality. Magic can have major mood swings and sometimes need space but overall magic is the best person you will ever meet!

Omg there is no jam what will he do?

Magic michalik is the best, kindest and most amazing person ever!

by Magic is amazing November 19, 2019

magic purple juice

its codine or lean

dude what is this it tastes like ass?!
it’s that magic purple juice

by lil boy yung man November 2, 2019

Magic Bum

A lazy -- often homosexual -- individual that has a (or many) mental illnesses almost always including Asperger's. Favorite activities usually take the form of FurryCon or the closest Wendy's.

yoo dat nigga a magic bum fo sho

by Wet Waffles May 19, 2020

Magic Barry

When you do a poo and you go to wipe and the tissue is clean.

I just did a magic Barry. Did not need any tissue.

by Poo guroo August 29, 2020

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter.

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020

magic710

magic710 is a not very smart human being.

ex "magic710 your a reddit kid"
magic710: "nO iM nOt!? bRuH!"

by calked October 1, 2020